Para partirse de risa, TOP TEN con la mano de Philipollas

Venga que los que paseis mala racha seguro que os levanto el ánimo, sesión de 10 horas aprox, 2 badbeats, me tildo y a palmar 5 cajas, cierro mesas, miro una peli y vuelvo se recuperan las 5 cajas, consigo una extra, +25$ badbeat a 0 de beneficios, 1 hora estancado y cierro sesión con dos set terminados en badbeat, global de la sesión solo dos cajitas abajo, pero creo que mas de uno peta la PC!! xD

No todas han sido palmada de caja entera, pero ha sido una sesión con mala leche.

Empieza la cuentaa xD!!

Edito: He tenido que poner la mano de algún villano a lo warro he pegado mal

Vamos 1

Stacks:

UTG joshil3 ($19.85)

UTG+1 DDagobertDD ($24.25)

MP1 jbtbronco ($17.35)

MP2 Sippit ($46.65)

MP3 shurella ($4.30)

CO J.delinkse ($34.40)

BTN Hero ($24.65)

SB yjqian23 ($24.00)

BB mspitolai ($24.75)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 9 players) Hero is BTN 6:spade: 6:heart:

joshil3 raises to $1, 5 folds, Hero calls $1, yjqian23 raises to $2.50, 1 fold, joshil3 calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

Flop: 5:spade: 6:club: Q:club: ($7.75, 3 players)

yjqian23 bets $5, joshil3 folds, Hero raises to $15, yjqian23 goes all-in $21.50, Hero calls $6.50

Turn: 8:club: ($50.75, 2 players)

River: 7:club: ($50.75, 2 players) SB shows: KK:club: Un buen flush para el amigo



Venga 2:

Stacks:

CO AstroTex ($10.50)

BTN muyir ($13.80)

SB NumeroUn0 ($24.75)

BB Hero ($25.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 4 players) Hero is BB 2:heart: 9:heart:

AstroTex calls $0.25, 1 fold, NumeroUn0 calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: 3:heart: 5:heart: 6:heart: ($0.75, 3 players)

NumeroUn0 bets $0.75, Hero raises to $2.50, AstroTex folds, NumeroUn0 calls $1.75

Turn: T:spade: ($5.75, 2 players)

NumeroUn0 checks, Hero bets $4.50, NumeroUn0 goes all-in $22, Hero calls $17.50

River: T:heart: ($49.75, 2 players) SB shows: 55

3 Olé:

Stacks:

UTG bmeek3 ($16.15)

UTG+1 Aioras ($24.25)

MP1 ihateduke ($13.75)

MP2 8ballchump ($11.85)

CO Caraaambas ($20.25)

BTN sirhateb2 ($9.40)

SB shmoopy81 ($19.80)

BB Hero ($50.55)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 8 players) Hero is BB 8:club: 8DIAMONd

1 fold, Aioras raises to $1, 5 folds, Hero calls $0.75

Flop: 8:spade: 2:spade: 9:heart: ($2.10, 2 players)

Hero checks, Aioras bets $1.75, Hero raises to $5, Aioras raises to $8.25, Hero raises to $33, Aioras goes all-in $15

Turn: J:club: ($58.35, 2 players)

River: A:heart: ($58.35, 2 players) UTG+1 shows: JJ

Final Pot: $48.60

La cuarta para Heroo!

Stacks:

UTG Tdd21 ($4.90)

UTG+1 malububu ($13.60)

MP1 SaOnda ($25.00)

MP2 Hero ($25.70)

CO fitinho ($23.30)

BTN Holger K ($59.25)

SB DDagobertDD ($25.10)

BB badtuned ($19.75)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 8 players) Hero is MP2 KDIAMONd K:club:

3 folds, Hero raises to $1, 1 fold, Holger K raises to $3, 2 folds, Hero raises to $9, Holger K calls $6

Flop: JDIAMONd 4:club: 4DIAMONd ($18.35, 2 players)

DDagobertDD says "push", Hero goes all-in $16.70, DDagobertDD says "call", DDagobertDD says "qq??", Holger K calls $16.70

Turn: A:heart: ($51.75, 2 players)

River: 3:heart: ($51.75, 2 players) MP2 shows: AJo

La quinta: Ese Hero on superTILT (AA on fire) :D

Stacks:

UTG chioma ($19.20)

UTG+1 czarnyrycerz ($4.20)

MP1 Hero ($24.80)

MP2 parieurfou06 ($33.55)

CO korny2 ($10.65)

BTN Fidji_Fudge ($6.30)

SB pa3lsvt ($34.50)

BB POET86 ($27.65)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 8 players) Hero is MP1 A:club: A:spade:

chioma calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, korny2 calls $1.50, 3 folds, chioma calls $1.25

Flop: KDIAMONd 6:club: 6:spade: ($4.85, 3 players)

chioma checks, Hero bets $3, korny2 folds, chioma raises to $6, Hero calls $3

Turn: 4:club: ($16.85, 2 players)

chioma bets $3, Hero calls $3

River: 4:spade: ($22.85, 2 players)

chioma goes all-in $8.70, Hero calls $8.70

Final Pot: $40.25

chioma shows: 6:heart: 4:heart:

Six barrel shotgun: Quien es mas macho?? Heroo!

Stacks:

UTG NumeroUn0 ($45.60)

UTG+1 Hero ($25.05)

MP Tusio ($16.35)

CO POET86 ($26.10)

BTN galleryum ($27.15)

SB muyir ($14.25)

BB itsmarbo ($23.20)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 7 players) Hero is UTG+1 A:spade: A:club:

1 fold, Hero raises to $1, Tusio calls $1, 2 folds, muyir calls $0.90, itsmarbo calls $0.75

Flop: KDIAMONd T:heart: J:spade: ($4, 4 players)

muyir checks, itsmarbo bets $0.25, Hero raises to $4, Tusio raises to $7.75, muyir folds, itsmarbo folds, Hero raises to $18, Tusio goes all-in $7.60

Turn: 4:spade: ($37.60, 2 players)

River: 7:spade: ($37.60, 2 players) MP shows: Q9s

Final Pot: $34.95

Hero shows: A:spade: A:club:

Tusio shows: 9:heart: Q:heart:

La de la suerte!! 7

Stacks:

UTG muquirana ($34.10)

UTG+1 hbkujhdg ($24.75)

MP1 Soupy3000 ($5.20)

MP2 slatekid ($13.75)

MP3 erdbeernase ($6.20)

CO Hero ($28.10)

BTN sexy frenchy ($14.70)

SB 1hau_rein ($11.80)

BB Fokkus77 ($12.60)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 9 players) Hero is CO A:club: A:heart:

3 folds, slatekid calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.80, 3 folds, slatekid calls $1.55

Flop: 2DIAMONd 8DIAMONd 2:club: ($3.95, 2 players)

slatekid checks, Hero bets $3, slatekid calls $3

Turn: 5:heart: ($9.95, 2 players)

slatekid checks, Hero bets $9, slatekid goes all-in $8.95

River: 7DIAMONd ($27.90, 2 players)

Final Pot: $27.85

slatekid shows: 3DIAMONd QDIAMONd

Hero shows: A:club: A:heart:

8: Como pretendes que te crea?? Hero es mucho Hero.

Stacks:

UTG weestley ($25.70)

UTG+1 Cech_23 ($23.60)

MP1 frank3032 ($21.90)

MP2 Hero ($26.25)

MP3 rez2 ($7.95)

CO divatoaad ($13.85)

BTN Desgraciao ($24.40)

SB Alarmbombe ($4.75)

BB Güntër ($27.15)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 9 players) Hero is MP2 A:heart: A:spade:

1 fold, Cech_23 calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Desgraciao raises to $3.50, 2 folds, Cech_23 folds, Hero calls $2

Flop: 3DIAMONd 6DIAMONd TDIAMONd ($7.60, 2 players)

Hero checks, Desgraciao bets $1.25, Hero raises to $8, Desgraciao raises to $14.75, Hero raises to $21.50, Desgraciao goes all-in $6.15

Turn: 3:spade: ($50, 2 players)

River: T:spade: ($50, 2 players)

Final Pot: $49.40

Hero shows: A:heart: A:spade:

Desgraciao shows: ADIAMONd KDIAMONd



9. La mano que nunca entiendes

Stacks:

UTG bin flopen ($10.05)

UTG+1 Güntër ($16.95)

MP1 Cech_23 ($17.45)

MP2 frank3032 ($24.65)

CO Hero ($24.65)

BTN rez2 ($14.65)

SB divatoaad ($14.10)

BB dernarr1 ($13.50)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 8 players) Hero is CO Q:club: A:heart:

2 folds, Cech_23 calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.30, 2 folds, dernarr1 calls $1.05, Cech_23 folds

Flop: T:heart: 4:spade: Q:heart: ($2.95, 2 players)

dernarr1 bets $2.50, Hero raises to $8, dernarr1 calls $5.50

Turn: 3DIAMONd ($18.95, 2 players)

dernarr1 checks, Hero bets $5, dernarr1 goes all-in $4.20

River: 5:club: ($28.15, 2 players)

Final Pot: $27.35

Hero shows: Q:club: A:heart:

dernarr1 shows: A:club: A:spade:



LAST ONE: Cierro con la mítica

La típica que dices, ahora solo me falta perder esto no te jode xD y pam!

Stacks:

UTG NumeroUn0 ($24.90)

UTG+1 marcus447 ($23.65)

MP1 garrys777 ($30.05)

MP2 YannickTruel ($9.35)

CO Hero ($36.65)

BTN filmpleez ($7.70)

SB ZonaVx ($25.20)

BB DeadEndKev ($25.15)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 8 players) Hero is CO Q:spade: QDIAMONd

3 folds, YannickTruel raises to $1, Hero raises to $3, 3 folds, YannickTruel calls $2

Flop: 6:club: 9:club: 3DIAMONd ($6.35, 2 players)

YannickTruel checks, Hero bets $4, YannickTruel goes all-in $6.35, Hero calls $2.35

Turn: 7:club: ($19.05, 2 players)

River: A:club: ($19.05, 2 players)

Final Pot: $19.05

YannickTruel shows: Q:heart: Q:club:

Hero shows: Q:spade: QDIAMONd