No es por quejarme, es por no cagarme en sus m........

Atentos a la secuencia, en 4 manos ha limpiado la mesa, incluyendome a mi.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 11 Tournament, 150/300 Blinds 40 Ante (9 handed)

putoretrasado (t3792)

MP3 (t9796)

CO (t6394)

Button (t2712)

SB (t7311)

Hero (BB) (t6541)

UTG (t12317)

UTG+1 (t5468)

MP1 (t4737)

Hero's M: 8.08

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3, 3

3 folds, putoretrasado bets t3752 (All-In), 1 fold, CO raises to t6354 (All-In), Button calls t2672 (All-In), 2 folds

Flop: (t10986) 2, 6, 9 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: (t10986) 8 (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t10986) 4 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t10986

Results:

Button had 10, 10 (one pair, tens).

putoretrasado had 4, 9 (two pair, nines and fours).

CO had J, A (high card, Ace).

Outcome: putoretrasado won t10986

Sigue la fiesta 2 manos despues:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 11 Tournament, 150/300 Blinds 40 Ante (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

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putoretrasado(t8384)

MP1 (t9716)

MP2 (t6644)

MP3 (t7398)

CO (t7081)

Hero (Button) (t6011)

SB (t11937)

BB (t5388)

UTG (t3907)

Hero's M: 7.42

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8, 3

1 fold, putoretrasado bets t8344 (All-In), 1 fold, MP2 calls t6604 (All-In), 5 folds

Flop: (t14018) 7, 10, 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t14018) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t14018) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t14018

Results:

putoretrasado had J, 8 (straight, Jack high).

MP2 had Q, A (high card, Ace).

Outcome: putoretrasado won t14018

Y la culminacion de su carrera, la mano en la que me tira del torneo:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 11 Tournament, 150/300 Blinds 40 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

putoretrasado (t10710)

UTG (t9636)

UTG+1 (t8014)

MP1 (t7318)

MP2 (t7001)

Hero (MP3) (t5931)

CO (t11707)

Button (t10636)

SB (t3527)

Hero's M: 7.32

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A, K

UTG bets t600, 3 folds, Hero raises to t5891 (All-In), 3 folds, putoretrasado calls t5591, UTG raises to t9596 (All-In), putoretrasado calls t3705

Flop: (t25593) 10, 5, 10 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t25593) 6 (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t25593) 3 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t25593

Results:

putoretrasado had 4, 7 (straight, seven high).

UTG had J, J (two pair, Jacks and tens).

Hero had A, K (one pair, tens).

Outcome: putoretrasado won t25593

Estas anteriores, son casi seguidas y del mismo elemento, y en otro torneo:

Este ni se lo penso instacall:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 5.5 Tournament, 75/150 Blinds 20 Ante (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

MP2 (t5195)

MP3 (t1255)

CO (t8300)

Button (t18858)

SB (t14481)

BB (t7157)

UTG (t3076)

Hero (UTG+1) (t3274)

MP1 (t20130)

Hero's M: 8.08

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K, A

UTG bets t300, Hero raises to t3254 (All-In), 7 folds, UTG calls t2756 (All-In)

Flop: (t6517) 7, 8, 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t6517) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t6517) 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t6517

Results:

UTG had 5, 6 (straight, eight high).

Hero had K, A (high card, Ace).

Outcome: UTG won t6517

Si le sumamos, que en otra mano flopeo full, y le dan la tripona de escalera de color en el river con 9T a otro retrasado, se me han inflado bien los cojones