NL50: Lo veo y no lo creo: el mayor donante que he visto en mi vida
No sé si cuando habláis de la mítica época previa a la prohibición estadounidense os referíais a esto. Por dios, ha sido algo increíble. No lo había visto jamás. Estoy seguro de que muchos no habéis visto un donante así jamás.
El tío no ha pulsado el botón "bet" en toda la jodida sesión. Qué coño importa que tuviera posición sobre mí (estaba justo en el asiento de mi izquierda) si no ha apostado en ninguna mano. La putada es que he tardado un rato en darme cuenta de lo que estaba pasando, pero el final ha sido de traca. Pongo las manos por orden más o menos:
Datos del villano:
VPIP 97% !!!/PF RAISE 0% !!!/AF 0.15 !!!/Went to SD 62%
** Game ID 1634444464 starting - 2007-09-26 00:37:09
** Skarpsill [Hold 'em] (0.25|0.50 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money
- Darkinferno sitting in seat 1 with $54.88
- Zera83 sitting in seat 2 with $33.29 [Dealer]
- patske sitting in seat 3 with $70.85
- deno4846 sitting in seat 4 with $41.07
- banderarossa sitting in seat 5 with $30.37
- esat sitting in seat 6 with $24.64
- MsJuulia sitting in seat 7 with $8.96
- spibs sitting in seat 8 with $79.58
- skadebre sitting in seat 9 with $62.05
- aamm2000mmaa sitting in seat 10 with $75.92
patske posted the small blind - $0.25
deno4846 posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to banderarossa: 10:spade:, 10:heart:
banderarossa called - $0.50
esat called - $0.50
MsJuulia raised - $2.00 Tiene poco stack detrás
spibs folded
skadebre folded
aamm2000mmaa folded
Darkinferno folded
Zera83 folded
patske folded
deno4846 folded
banderarossa raised - $9.50 Voy a intentar echar al de en medio y ponerme all-in con el shortstack
esat called - $9.50 glups
MsJuulia folded
** Dealing the flop: QDIAMONd, 8:spade:, J:heart: mierda, aun así tengo que hacer cont bet
banderarossa bet - $8.00
esat called - $8.00 ahora sí que estoy jodido. check-fold
** Dealing the turn: 4:club:
banderarossa checked
esat checked
** Dealing the river: 8:club:
banderarossa checked
esat checked
banderarossa shows: 10:spade:, 10:heart: LOL
esat mucks:
banderarossa wins $35.87 from the main pot
End of game 1634444464
** Game ID 1634430496 starting - 2007-09-26 00:29:16
** Skarpsill [Hold 'em] (0.25|0.50 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money
- Darkinferno sitting in seat 1 with $55.88
- Zera83 sitting in seat 2 with $28.74
- patske sitting in seat 3 with $74.10
- deno4846 sitting in seat 4 with $47.57
- banderarossa sitting in seat 5 with $22.58
- esat sitting in seat 6 with $13.33
- MsJuulia sitting in seat 7 with $9.96 [Dealer]
- spibs sitting in seat 8 with $79.58
- skadebre sitting in seat 9 with $46.81
- aamm2000mmaa sitting in seat 10 with $78.42
spibs posted the small blind - $0.25
skadebre posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to banderarossa: J:club:, JDIAMONd
aamm2000mmaa folded
Darkinferno folded
Zera83 folded
patske called - $0.50
deno4846 called - $0.50
banderarossa raised - $3.00
esat called - $3.00
MsJuulia folded
spibs folded
skadebre folded
patske folded
deno4846 folded
** Dealing the flop: 10:heart:, A:spade:, 7:club:
banderarossa bet - $3.80 Lo intentamos echar si no tiene el as
esat called - $3.80 joder, check-fold otra vez
** Dealing the turn: 4:spade:
banderarossa checked
esat checked
** Dealing the river: 7DIAMONd
banderarossa checked
esat checked
banderarossa shows: J:club:, JDIAMONd
esat mucks:
banderarossa wins $14.59 from the main pot
End of game 1634430496
Luego le he visto hacer calls constantes y ya me he empezado a enterar de qué iba la cosa y he intentado aprovecharlo:
Pero la mesa de repente se ha vaciado!
Y claro, yo he aguantado como un campeón para quitarle el dinero que le quedaba. Había otro tío que se ha percatado de la situación. Y se ha formado una especie de pacto no verbal por el cual yo no le puteaba a él y él no me puteaba a mí, sólo queríamos la pasta del villano. He tenido más suerte con las cartas y me la he llevado yo en apenas 5 minutos.
** Game ID 1634496806 starting - 2007-09-26 01:06:09
** Skarpsill [Hold 'em] (0.25|0.50 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money
- banderarossa sitting in seat 5 with $59.69 [Dealer]
- esat sitting in seat 6 with $25.94
- MsJuulia sitting in seat 7 with $27.88
esat posted the small blind - $0.25
MsJuulia posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to banderarossa: 2:heart:, 2:club:
banderarossa raised - $2.00 Value raise lol
esat called - $2.00
MsJuulia called - $2.00
** Dealing the flop: 7:club:, J:heart:, 4:club:
esat checked
MsJuulia checked
banderarossa checked
** Dealing the turn: 4:spade:
esat checked
MsJuulia checked
banderarossa bet - $1.50
esat called - $1.50
MsJuulia folded
** Dealing the river: 8:club:
esat checked
banderarossa checked
esat shows: KDIAMONd, Q:spade:
banderarossa shows: 2:heart:, 2:club:
banderarossa wins $8.55 from the main pot
End of game 1634496806
** Game ID 1634491574 starting - 2007-09-26 01:03:01
** Skarpsill [Hold 'em] (0.25|0.50 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money
- kasperouxx sitting in seat 1 with $52.95
- Zera83 sitting in seat 2 with $31.54
- patske sitting in seat 3 with $80.32
- banderarossa sitting in seat 5 with $51.59 [Dealer]
- esat sitting in seat 6 with $36.44
- MsJuulia sitting in seat 7 with $29.53
- spibs sitting in seat 8 with $70.33
esat posted the small blind - $0.25
MsJuulia posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to banderarossa: J:spade:, QDIAMONd
spibs folded
kasperouxx folded
Zera83 folded
patske folded
banderarossa raised - $2.00 a ver si me quedo solo con el villano y flopeo top pair. Qué coño top pair, me vale con pillar cualquier pareja.
esat called - $2.00
MsJuulia called - $2.00
** Dealing the flop: 2:club:, 6:club:, Q:club: Bueno, el pot en cada calle y a rezar para que no salgan tréboles
esat checked
MsJuulia checked
banderarossa bet - $6.00
esat called - $6.00
MsJuulia folded
** Dealing the turn: 7:spade:
esat checked
banderarossa bet - $14.00
esat folded Coño su primer fold
banderarossa mucks:
banderarossa wins $31.10 from the main pot
End of game 1634491574
** Game ID 1634500440 starting - 2007-09-26 01:08:22
** Skarpsill [Hold 'em] (0.25|0.50 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money
- banderarossa sitting in seat 5 with $64.24
- esat sitting in seat 6 with $26.27 [Dealer]
- MsJuulia sitting in seat 7 with $22.13
MsJuulia posted the small blind - $0.25
banderarossa posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to banderarossa: K:heart:, 10:club:
esat called - $0.50
MsJuulia called - $0.50
banderarossa bet - $2.00 Nos intentamos aislar, value raise
esat called - $2.00
MsJuulia folded
** Dealing the flop: 5:club:, J:spade:, Q:heart: OESD
banderarossa bet - $1.50 Pequeña inversión para ir engordando el bote
esat called - $1.50
** Dealing the turn: A:club: Bingo!
banderarossa bet - $5.00
esat called - $5.00
** Dealing the river: 8:club:
banderarossa bet - $18.00
esat went all-in - $17.77
banderarossa shows: K:heart:, 10:club: :D
esat mucks:
banderarossa wins $50.39 from the main pot
End of game 1634500440
El villano y yo esperando a ver si recargaba... parece que no... y sí, recarga por 14 pavos más :D y a la jodida mano siguiente me dan ases !!!!! los poker gods no me dan la espalda !! lol
** Game ID 1634501472 starting - 2007-09-26 01:09:01
** Skarpsill [Hold 'em] (0.25|0.50 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money
- banderarossa sitting in seat 5 with $88.61
- esat sitting in seat 6 with $13.57
- MsJuulia sitting in seat 7 with $21.88 [Dealer]
banderarossa posted the small blind - $0.25
esat posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to banderarossa: A:heart:, A:spade:
MsJuulia folded
banderarossa raised - $1.75 no mucho ya que sería una catástrofe que foldeara preflop
esat called - $1.75
** Dealing the flop: 9:heart:, 3DIAMONd, 5:spade:
banderarossa bet - $3.00
esat called - $3.00
** Dealing the turn: QDIAMONd
banderarossa bet - $5.50
esat called - $5.50
** Dealing the river: 8:spade:
banderarossa bet - $10.25
esat went all-in - $3.82
banderarossa shows: A:heart:, A:spade:
esat mucks:
banderarossa wins $26.74 from the main pot
End of game 1634501472
Y a la mano siguiente:
** Game ID 1634502596 starting - 2007-09-26 01:09:19
** Skarpsill [Hold 'em] (0.25|0.50 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money
- banderarossa sitting in seat 5 with $101.03 [Dealer]
- esat sitting in seat 6 with $0.00 [Sitting out]
- MsJuulia sitting in seat 7 with $21.63
MsJuulia posted the small blind - $0.25
banderarossa posted the big blind - $0.50
** Dealing card to banderarossa: 7:club:, ADIAMONd
MsJuulia folded
banderarossa mucks:
banderarossa wins $0.75 from the main pot
End of game 1634502596
Ha perdido 167$ en 6 órbitas.
:D:D:D
Bueno en total le he sacado 92.64$
En el momento no podía ni creérmelo. Joder estas cosas -sobre todo en un mes tan gafao como éste- el bank las agradece.
Vaya que si las agradece... :D