manos absurdas

Hola hace mucho que no pongo nada y se me a ocurrido meter un par de manos absolutamente de risa, por lo menos a mi me dio un rato por reirme de lo absurdas por parte de los elementos en cuestion, me gustaria ver alguna que pongais de este estilo, sin pies ni cabeza, aqui van dos jollas:

Texas Hold'em $2-$4 NL (real money), hand #P4-62958441-1813

Table Newcastle, 15 Mar 2008 11:45 PM ET

Seat 1: finitofl [ KD,QD ] ($403.50 in chips)

Seat 2: valueplay ($394.00 in chips)

Seat 3: sweetie-pie3 ($259.10 in chips)

Seat 4: chipraider8 ($72.00 in chips)

Seat 6: onions27 ($486.00 in chips)

Seat 7: FishMustDie ($326.00 in chips)

Seat 8: tehh_pwnerer ($820.70 in chips)

Seat 9: FishOnTilttt ($434.80 in chips)

Seat 10: Pridge76 ($160.00 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS

tehh_pwnerer posts blind ($2), FishOnTilttt posts blind ($4).

PRE-FLOP

Pridge76 folds, finitofl bets $15, valueplay calls $15, sweetie-pie3 bets $26, chipraider8 folds, onions27 folds, FishMustDie folds, tehh_pwnerer calls $24, FishOnTilttt folds, finitofl calls $11, valueplay calls $11.

FLOP [board cards QC,4S,QS ]

tehh_pwnerer checks, finitofl bets $50, valueplay folds, sweetie-pie3 bets $100, tehh_pwnerer folds, finitofl bets $200, sweetie-pie3 calls $133.10 and is all-in.

TURN [board cards QC,4S,QS,8S ]

RIVER [board cards QC,4S,QS,8S,2D ]

SHOWDOWN

finitofl shows [ KD,QD ]

sweetie-pie3 shows [ JD,2C ]

finitofl wins $588.10.

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-63028477-776

Table Accra, 15 Mar 2008 11:52 PM ET

Seat 1: DerAlte123 ($236.00 in chips)

Seat 2: finitofl [ 10D,10C ] ($913.00 in chips)

Seat 3: Nannagry ($198.00 in chips)

Seat 4: xSlickyx ($144.55 in chips)

Seat 5: fitter32 ($42.10 in chips)

Seat 8: elmacho06 ($155.70 in chips)

Seat 9: Micha567 ($396.50 in chips)

Seat 10: mac70k ($30.00 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS

mac70k posts blind ($1), DerAlte123 posts blind ($2).

PRE-FLOP

finitofl bets $8, Nannagry folds, xSlickyx folds, fitter32 folds, elmacho06 calls $8, Micha567 folds, mac70k folds, DerAlte123 folds.

FLOP [board cards KS,KC,10S ]

finitofl bets $15, elmacho06 bets $147.70 and is all-in, finitofl calls $132.70.

TURN [board cards KS,KC,10S,8D ]

RIVER [board cards KS,KC,10S,8D,9S ]

SHOWDOWN

elmacho06 shows [ 5C,AC ]

finitofl shows [ 10D,10C ]

finitofl wins $311.40.